RUMOR WOODS: GM Kaonashi announced the new Dessert Vibe shop with Tasty Hands Clothing and …. ever so many delicacies and tastes! With the usual Kaonashi Flair, the Tasty Hands aprons feature a pocket that can be stuffed full of tasty treats. Details:

Text of Discord Post follows:


GM Kaonashi
Rumor Woods 2026 – Dessert Vibes & Tasty Hands Clothing
on 4 Apr 2026 at 5:11 PM
from the Official GemStoneIV Discord
on #event-announcements channel

From the land of miscommunication and additional lettering, I humbly present a new Rumor Woods shop for 2026: Dessert Vibes!

Found in an auspicious driftwood shack off a broad caravan trail, Confectioner Brixxior and his financial backer, Gentleman Hoorne, invite you to enjoy a taste of the wastes.

Within and upon our very clean surfaces, you’ll find a plethora of confectionary delights that you’ll want to preserve in your basketifiers for generations to come. Sweet, sweet scorpions? Check. Sugary serpents? You bet. A marzipan jerboa? So cute you must devour. A candied troll toe? Uh oh.

The main attraction, however, is a new fun, fluffy, and sugar-dusted sartorial delight: Tasty Hands Clothing.

A hearty thanks to GM Thandiwe, Ethereal, and Flannihan for their support on this project!

Details to follow!

Tasty Hands Clothing are front-worn aprons that can be stuffed full of tasty treats. You can use one of a few different verbs to interact with any confections stored inside. For example, here’s what happens with you FIDGET with an apron:

>fidget my apron

You reach into the pocket at the front of your candy pattern apron, running your hand over some links of greasy sausage. You then bring the greasy sausage up to your nose and inhale with all your might. Closing your eyes, you sigh deeply as the fragrances of the sausage lingers in your nostrils and on your hands. Eyes still closed, you quickly slip the morsel back into your apron.

Want to change targets, just TURN your apron!

>turn my apron

You’ve decided to turn your focus away from some links of greasy sausage and instead focus on a candied troll toe.

Now, sample the delicate flavors within to your heart’s content without consuming a charge of the food!

Hoorne reaches into a sugar-dusted candy pattern apron and carefully selects a candied troll toe from within. Bringing the toe up to his mouth, he takes a big lick. He takes a deep breath, his eyes unfocused as if he is contemplating the flavors of the toe.

Then, nodding in satisfaction, he slips the toe back into his apron.

After you target a specific food item, you will be able to enjoy its delicious and creative flavor messaging to your heart’s content!

>lick my apron

You reach into a sugar-dusted candy pattern apron and carefully select a candied troll toe from within. Bringing the toe up to your mouth, you take a big lick. Oh no. Was that a mistake? A wave of sweet sugar leads out a funky, metallic aftertaste that lingers on the tongue. Notes of wet garbage, blooming fungus, and pungent blood soon overwhelm the senses.

Nodding in satisfaction, you slip the toe back into your apron.

Tasty Hands Clothing items can be altered, but must remain something reasonable and front-worn. They come fully unlocked for a mere 1,000 raikhen.

Hoorne and Brixxior tell me that they’re looking forward to working on these (and other!) items for you throughout Rumor Woods.

Have fun out there!

They come OTS as an “apron” — they aren’t required to stay that, but they need to make sense for something front-worn and some kind of baker’s item.

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