CLASSIFIEDS: Remember, Puptilian and Regwen’s upcoming tying of the knot needs a melodic witness. The ideal Minstrel Candidate must have the ability to charm crowds, transform chaos into rhythm, and out‑perform the groom’s cousin’s kazoo. Auditions to be held at Moonshine Manor, Plur’s Pub on Thursday, January 29 at the ninth bell. Bring a sample of your finest work.

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