ANNOUNCEMENT: From the Kraken Falls Town Office of Trade and Enertainments: The newest addition to the vendors of our fine city is a rustic sky blue wooden cart where you will find an aged weathered bartender catering the neighborhoods of the city from Middle Arm Avenue. What’s for sale, you wonder? Nothing less than fine sips of locally sourced booze. It’s Five O’Clock … Somewhere!
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GM Kaonashi
[Kraken’s Fall] It’s Five-O’Clock Somewhere
on 18 Jun 2025 10:15 AM
from the Official GemStoneIV Discord
on #general-announcements channel
Keep your eyes peeled, friends. Reports indicate that an aged, weathered bartender, inspired by a mix of Kraken ingenuity, Isle of Ornath pastoral beauty, a big keg of dark rum, and vague threats from Gentleman Hoorne, has appeared on Kraken’s Fall’s Middle Arm Avenue. Tirelessly pulling his rustic sky blue wooden cart, he offers tasty beverages for weary adventurers at reasonable prices.
Please search him out and enjoy a pleasurable refresco at any hour of the day. The sun has no clock on our enjoyment, friends!
Context: I am thrilled to offer a wandering beverage merchant to the citizenry of Kraken’s Fall, and of course honored guests and foreign dignitaries with or without proper documentation. Please look for the aforementioned aged weathered bartender pulling the rustic sky blue wooden cart across the main avenues and boulevards of Kraken’s Fall, LIVE NOW in all supported Gemstone IV instances.
This weary merchant is eager to serve you a number of tasty beverages sourced from Kraken’s Fall citizens, originally submitted to the booziest contest in Bericsaba Market, the harbor market of Ornath, not long ago. He keeps a steady pace to ensure people across the town’s main drag have access to his booze cart, so keep a weather eye open.
Happy luxuriating!
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