CLASSIFIEDS: Calling all minstrels! Puptilian and Regwen are tying the knot, and they require a melodic witness. Must have the ability to charm crowds, transform chaos into rhythm, and out‑perform the groom’s cousin’s kazoo. Auditions to be held at Moonshine Manor, Plur’s Pub on Thursday, January 29 at the ninth bell. Bring a sample of your finest work.

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